"Nasty, Stupid Things"

When I was little, I read a book where Disney characters were supposed to teach you about manners through rhyme and comical illustrations. Frankly, the book was pretty bad... except for this one page, which had me in hysterics and pretty much made the entire book worth it.

It was about not grossing people out by talking about "nasty, stupid things" while they're eating, and featured Huey, Dewey and Louie. And I certainly never forgot the lesson that no matter how fascinating you find the subjects of self-smoking pipes and how much nasty smoke they produce, there are times and places where that simply isn't an acceptable conversation topic.

Many years later, I decided to recreate this one good page, using the 2018 Ducktales designs for the boys. Because, let's be honest, it's perfectly in character for the Ducktales incarnation of Dewey to blather on about things without noticing how it affects the people around him.